Sunday, 20 February 2011

Happiness & Faith

Happiness and faith are two things that can always be with you forever, because these are the most valuable things that always makes you live with respect and most importantly your vision to your life...:))

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"Grateful for the tough times,because of the time that you grow up.
Be grateful for every challenge because it will build character and your strength
because gratitude can turn a negative into a positive thin"...:))


Thursday, 17 February 2011

ON LINE CHATTING :):) :P:P

HI


Online chatting.......(
Toooooooooooooooo goood)

A  Guy WAS chatting with a female (never met her directly) - Online
chat.

(Background,  both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real
big MNC's )

Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?

Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on
chat

Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you
on Chat

Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some
Coffee.

Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his
seat.)

Manager: Hey, I need some help from you

Hero: [Idiot...This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me

Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime
number, given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?

Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you,
if I Give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female
to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)

Female: Hey, am back

Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps asking
stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work

Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers
are!!

Hero: Yep, u rite!!

Female: Hey, can u do me a favor

Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.

Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number;
given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know
it's real Urgent for me to work this out

Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Urmail in an hour from
now. ok?

Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU
KNOW WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!...:P:
P;P;P

Regards

ANKUR

FRIENDSHIP


 Friendship.

TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING
 THROUGH THE DESERT.
 DURING SOME POINT OF THE
 JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN
 ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND
 SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE
 IN THE FACE.

 THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED
 WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT
 SAYING ANYTHING,
 WROTE IN THE SAND:

 " TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
 SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE "



 THEY KEPT ON WALKING,
 UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,
 WHERE THEY DECIDED
 TO TAKE A BATH.

 THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN
 SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE
 MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING,
 BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.

 AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM
 THE NEAR DROWNING,
 HE WROTE ON A STONE:

 "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
 SAVED MY LIFE ".

 THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED
 AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND
 ASKED HIM,
"AFTER I HURT YOU,
 YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW,
 YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?"

 THE FRIEND REPLIED,
 " WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US
 WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN
 IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF
 FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.
 BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES
 SOMETHING GOOD FOR US,
 WE MUST ENGRAVE
WHERE NO WIND
 CAN EVER ERASE IT "

 
LEARN TO WRITE
 YOUR HURTS IN
 THE SAND AND TO
 CARVE YOUR
 BENEFITS IN STONE.

 THEY SAY IT TAKES A
 MINUTE TO FIND A SPECIAL
 PERSON, AN HOUR TO
 APPRECIATE THEM, A DAY
 TO LOVE THEM, BUT THEN
 AN ENTIRE LIFE
 TO FORGET THEM
.

Regards

ANKUR